i'm fucking hilarious okay

Anonymous asked: at graduation, does top 10% graduate first?

yeah, they’re in order of class rank, then everyone else is in alphabetical order of last name.

Anonymous asked: and where can i find the list of organizations that give out cords?

around april, organizations will start talking about selling cords and stoles

Anonymous asked: how do you graduate with "High Honors" at Hebron?

you mean top 10%? uh, be smart?

  • my sister is visiting because of my graduation.
  • and now everyone is excited that my sister is here and they don’t give a fuck about my graduation.

FOLLOWERS! My sister bought two Rebecca minkoff bags and wants me to choose one for my grad present and the other will be hers. WHICH BAG DO I TAKE????

FOLLOWERS! My sister bought two Rebecca minkoff bags and wants me to choose one for my grad present and the other will be hers. WHICH BAG DO I TAKE????

can someone please tell me why sister decided to wake me up by biting my ass. 

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